«Shall I whip a cross straight into your box?»
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9 items · 🍻 Nights out
«Hope the pitch is wet — shall I Braut all over you?»
«Do not bench me now — it is about time I got subbed on!»
«Fancy giving my Ron-aldo a go?»
«Neymar or Yaymar?»
«Would love a taste of your pretzel tonight.»
«Hoping to wake up to meatballs and gravy tomorrow morning — you up?»
«Fancy me hammering the tall man up your Kjuttavika?»
«Would be lovely to knead your meatballs tonight.»