«Finally — we were waiting for a reason to drink more.»
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🥂 Raising a glass
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«Well, a fiver is a fiver.»
When someone tells you something mad just happened.
«You are in charge while I am gone!»
Appoint a “boss” as you leave.
Toast wisdom
«I generally avoid temptation — unless I cannot resist it.»
Toast wisdom
«Those who celebrate the most live the longest. Statistically proven.»
«Here is to the liver — it is on overtime tonight.»
«Alcohol solves nothing. Then again, neither does milk.»
«We are here for a good time, not a long time.»
«One more and I am funny. That is science.»
Told not to drink on an empty stomach
«Relax — I ate yesterday.»
«Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino, nun se contano mai.»
“Years, lovers and glasses of wine — never count them.” Italian toast.
A mate says he is staying in
«Well, of course I am a bit upset when you say you are not coming out. One does worry you might have gone teetotal. That would be dreadful. A large part of our friendship is built on downing spirits together. Without that — honestly, I am not sure we have much in common.»
Who's had a bit too much
«Good thing you know your limits!»
Tørr ironi – «næringsvett» betyr å vite hva som er bra for deg.