«Half day today?»
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⏰ Someone's late
18 items · 🚪 Arriving & leaving
«Gone part-time now, have we?»
«So nice of you to pop in!»
«Flexi-time, is it?»
«Traffic again, was it?»
«We were about to give away your desk.»
«There he is — the man, the myth, the delay.»
Works just as well with “she — the woman, the myth…”.
«We started without you. Hope that was alright.»
«The snooze button won again?»
«Glad you made it in time for lunch.»
«half day?»
«Relax — I did the other half yesterday.»
At 9:15 am
«Good afternoon!»
«Your alarm clock has apparently handed in its notice.»
«You made it just in time for the break.»
«Glad you found your way here eventually.»
«Want a summary of what you missed? Everything.»
Called out for being late/slow
«Look, Rome was not built in a day.»
Describing someone as slow
«I think I stand faster than they walk.»