Asked what you do for work
«You do not want to know.»
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❓ Someone asks you something
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Asked something you do not know
«No idea, I just work here.»
Spice it up with “that is above my pay grade”.
Asked if you are busy
«I am busy looking busy.»
Asked how the project is going
«It is moving. Direction unclear.»
Asks you a question
«I am here to work, not to be harassed.»
Asked how the presentation went
«No idea — I blacked out.»
Asks something obvious
«Google does exist, you know.»
Asked how you are doing
«Better than I deserve.»
Asked your age
«Old enough to know better — young enough to do it anyway.»
Asked for your honest opinion
«Are you sure? Last time, someone cried.»
Asked about your plans
«Survive. The rest is a bonus.»
«guess what!»
«No. Tell me or do not.»
Calls and asks if you were asleep
«Not any more.»
Asked if you are busy this weekend
«Depends on what you are about to ask.»
Asked how you know something
«Read it in a book somewhere.»
Almost any question
«Hard to say without knowing for sure.»
Asked whether they should do something
«You never know until you know.»