Start losing an argument
«That will never hold up in court.»
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🥊 Losing an argument
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They say something obviously 100% correct
«Let me fact-check that real quick.»
«I would agree with you — but then we would both be wrong.»
Interrupts you
«Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?»
«What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I do not know and I do not care.»
«Interesting theory. Wrong, but interesting.»
«fact»
«Source: you made it up just now.»
«Let us say you won, so I do not have to explain.»
Are obviously wrong
«I was just checking if you were paying attention.»
Concede the argument
«Sure — whatever helps you sleep at night.»
The slightest disagreement
«You do not get it — but honestly, I would not expect you to.»
Losing an argument completely
«Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?»
From the jury episode — he thinks Magna Carta is a woman.