Talking to a colleague — at work
«Sorry to bother you at work.»
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13 items · 💼 At work
Asked what you do for work
«You do not want to know.»
Pointless meeting
«This meeting could have been an email.»
Asked something you do not know
«No idea, I just work here.»
Spice it up with “that is above my pay grade”.
The printer acts up
«It can smell fear.»
Asked if you are busy
«I am busy looking busy.»
Another meeting is suggested
«Could we have it as a thought instead?»
Asked how the project is going
«It is moving. Direction unclear.»
«got two minutes?»
«I have 120 seconds. Use them wisely.»
Asks you a question
«I am here to work, not to be harassed.»
Anyone asks you to do anything
«I do not work here.»
Asked how the presentation went
«No idea — I blacked out.»
Asks for help
«I am more of an ideas guy.»